12 MORE REASONS WOMEN SHOULD NOT LIFT WEIGHTS
(A
COMBINATION OF REASONS GATHERED FROM SALLY TAMARKIN, BRANDON MORRISON,
GUBERNARIX, INES SUBASHKA and LAUREN DUKE)
1.
You’ll eat
properly and still be able to lose fat.
Must be the work of the devil!
Must be the work of the devil!
2.
You’ll look more
like an athlete and less like a runway model.
Why? Skeletal is sexy, right?
Why? Skeletal is sexy, right?
3.
You’ll be able to
lift things and carry things without asking a man for help, thus upsetting
the balance of the universe.
4.
You’ll be more
active and confident instead of sitting around looking pretty. What are you,
some kind of feminist?
5.
You’ll be
stronger, leaner and sexier
(and we all know what that can lead to)
(and we all know what that can lead to)
6.
You’ll be able to
open a pickle jar without a man or a knife.
No one should possess that much raw power!
No one should possess that much raw power!
7.
Your bones will
maintain a thick density throughout your life.
Do you really want to deny your favorite surgeon that new Mercedes?
Do you really want to deny your favorite surgeon that new Mercedes?
8.
Why burn fat
efficiently and effectively when you can spend 3 hours on the treadmill.
When will you ever get a chance to watch CNN?
When will you ever get a chance to watch CNN?
9.
Struggling with
self-esteem has become a hobby at this point.
Who will you have to talk to if all your inner demons go away?
Who will you have to talk to if all your inner demons go away?
10. Lifting weights
will make you “bulky”.
Yep
Yep
11. Nobody will believe your age.
Searching through your purse to find your ID is such a hassle!
Searching through your purse to find your ID is such a hassle!
12. You’ll be forced to by new clothes.
And it’s such a hassle to find tops with arms bigger than Twiggy’s wrist and pants to fit that nice round bottom and not be too big in the waist.
And it’s such a hassle to find tops with arms bigger than Twiggy’s wrist and pants to fit that nice round bottom and not be too big in the waist.
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