Thursday, April 7, 2016

12 More Reasons Women Should Not Lift Weights

12 MORE REASONS WOMEN SHOULD NOT LIFT WEIGHTS

(A COMBINATION OF REASONS GATHERED FROM SALLY TAMARKIN, BRANDON MORRISON, GUBERNARIX, INES SUBASHKA and LAUREN DUKE)


1.     You’ll eat properly and still be able to lose fat. 
Must be the work of the devil!

2.     You’ll look more like an athlete and less like a runway model. 
Why? Skeletal is sexy, right? 

3.     You’ll be able to lift things and carry things without asking a man for help, thus upsetting the balance of the universe.

4.     You’ll be more active and confident instead of sitting around looking pretty. What are you, some kind of feminist? 

5.     You’ll be stronger, leaner and sexier 
(and we all know what that can lead to)

6.     You’ll be able to open a pickle jar without a man or a knife. 
No one should possess that much raw power! 

7.     Your bones will maintain a thick density throughout your life.
 Do you really want to deny your favorite surgeon that new Mercedes?

8.     Why burn fat efficiently and effectively when you can spend 3 hours on the treadmill. 
When will you ever get a chance to watch CNN? 

9.     Struggling with self-esteem has become a hobby at this point. 
Who will you have to talk to if all your inner demons go away?

10.  Lifting weights will make you “bulky”.
Yep




11. Nobody will believe your age.
Searching through your purse to find your ID is such a hassle!

12. You’ll be forced to by new clothes.
And it’s such a hassle to find tops with arms bigger than Twiggy’s wrist and pants to fit that nice round bottom and not be too big in the waist.


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